|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Some shirts whisper.
This one flickers to life like a warning light in a government basement.
With glitch-style lettering, all-seeing icons, and a retro-tech glow, this design is made for the folks who love connecting dots, questioning everything, and laughing at the idea that they “think too much.” The message hits with perfect rebellious humor:
I Identify as a Conspiracy Theorist - My Pronouns Are Told / You / So.
It’s slick. It’s sarcastic. It’s the uniform of anyone who treats curiosity like a superpower and refuses to apologize for noticing patterns.
Wear it when you want to spark conversations… or shut them down with a smirk.
Parody. Attitude. Full send.
Liberty & Lineage: Heritage with Attitude.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, smooth fabric ideal for printing
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; DTF sleeve and neck prints with DTG body prints
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
